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Dorothy Parker Quote - If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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Age Children Forever Himself Time Writing
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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Atmosphere Best Children Home
Writing well is the best revenge.
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One Liner Revenge Writing
You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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Herself Leadership Thinking Yourself
There’s a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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Distance Hell Simplicity Sports Truth Word
You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Old Teaching Trick Yourself
And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Himself Run Stay
This is me apologizing. I am a fool, a bird-brain, a liar and a horse-thief. I wouldn’t touch a superlative again with an umbrella.
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Fools Myself Sorry Touch
Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
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Deny Fake Lying Storm Trouble
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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Appearance Fashion Lost Myself
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Alcohol Quick Vice
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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Deep God Himself Money People Thinking
[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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Funny Hell Herself Phone
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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Appearance Beautiful Greatness Healing Myself Time
I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.
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