Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
DOROTHY PARKERHeterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
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