Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
DOROTHY PARKERHeterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy.
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Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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They tire of quiet, that have known the storm
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Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!
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The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling at it.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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