The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
DOROTHY PARKERHeterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
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If you looked for things to make you feel hurt and wretched and unnecessary, you were certain to find them.
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Of Orson Welles: It’s like meeting God without dying.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
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Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
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There’s life for you. Spend the best years of your life studying penmanship and rhetoric and syntax and Beowulf and George Eliot, and then somebody steals your pencil.
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I hate writing, I love having written.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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