He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
DOROTHY PARKERHeterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them.
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Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
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It’s not the tragedies that kill us; it’s the messes.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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