Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
DOROTHY PARKERHeterosexuality is not normal, it’s just common.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.
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His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
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Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.
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I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
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All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don’t catch horses going around looking like people, do you?
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Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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