If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
DOROTHY PARKER
I’m not a writer with a drinking problem, I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
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The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
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There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
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I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
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And I’ll stay off Verlaine too; he was always chasing Rimbauds.
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
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Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
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It was written without fear and without research.
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Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
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Writing well is the best revenge.
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Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
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