I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.
DOROTHY PARKERHonesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.
More Dorothy Parker Quotes
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If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
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And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
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Ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.
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Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.
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Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
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The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
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But I don’t give up; I forget why not.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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Don’t feel bad when I die; I’ve been dead for a long time.
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I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it’s so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
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You can’t teach an old dogma new tricks.
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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
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The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
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