I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
DICK CAVETTThere are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing – nothing at all or in any way – be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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It’s not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
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I find most ‘sacred music’ pretty dismal.
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There’s so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
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Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there’s not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.
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A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.
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Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.
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The sudden death at 51 of James Gandolfini is intolerable.
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If your parents never had children, chances are neither will you.
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I have a disturbing problem with losing things. My vulnerability to loss-distress could properly be labeled not only inordinate, but neurotic.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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History is not reassuring on the subject of the longevity of seemingly lasting great nations, is it?
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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I’m not sure why writing for others became harder. Probably a reluctance to give away anything you might conceivably use yourself caused a block. I did it, but it remained hard when it had once been easy.
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A conversation does not have to be scintillating in order to be memorable. I once met a president of the United States, and his second sentence to me was about knees.
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I’m the only talk show host, I think, if there’s such a category in, what’s called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.
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There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.
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I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples’ stories.
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Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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Lawyers work hard and, like us, they’re human, many of them.
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Great humorists are great insulters.
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William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
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