Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.
DICK CAVETTMy IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
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It’s no fun being a specimen.
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Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.
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Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.
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Greatly talented performers don’t know – often spectacularly – what’s best for them, don’t know what their talents really are, and don’t know what’s just plain wrong for them.
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You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.
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Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.
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I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me.
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While other kids were out playing and doing healthy things, I read an ancient judo book with a neck hold that was fatal to so many people they finally dropped it from judo.
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It’s a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
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Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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Meryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
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Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.
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I always wanted to live in a haunted house.
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Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn’t possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!
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It’s lamented that the youth get their news from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. It’s lamentable that they get more from them than from the news.
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Anything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
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To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
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Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.
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You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you’re stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, ‘Hey, you’re great! What’s your name again?’
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In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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