Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.
DICK CAVETTThere were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.
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Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.
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I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
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I haven’t ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
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My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
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Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.
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Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
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I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants.
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I’m not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn’t really bother me.
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Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn’t possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.
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I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.
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Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’
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I feel sorry for the poor kids whose parents feel they’re qualified to teach them at home. Of course, some parents are smarter than some teachers, but in the main I see home-schooling as misguided foolishness.
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The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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Why are sex and violence always linked? I’m afraid they’ll blur together in people’s minds – sexandviolence – until we can’t tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, “The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.”
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Why anyone, by dying, should thereby be declared beyond criticism, innocent of wrongdoing, suddenly filled with virtue and above reproach escapes me.
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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I did standup while still working for Johnny Carson in the mid-’60s, thus gaining the advantage of at least getting laughs from him about how I hadn’t the night before.
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Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.
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Meryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
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