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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.

Dick Cavett

A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
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Growth Man See Tough
In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.
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Depression Ghost Misery Rare
Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it’s hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to be what you are.
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Comedy Need Resent Writing Yourself
Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don’t happen.
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Chance Coincidence Thinking
Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn’t possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!
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Article Channel Choice Kind Old Possible
I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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Away Happiness Myself Stay
Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.
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Dirty Food Letter Mindset Word
I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
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Age Average Live Thinking
The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.
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Anxiety Bear Dreams Emotion True
Therapists need to give a depressed patient support and direction.
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Depression Direction Patience Therapy
It’s no fun being a specimen.
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Fun One Liner Specimen
Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn’t ailing.
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Day Device Myself Sick
Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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Honesty Myself Time Togetherness
The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.
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Force Police Sex
I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.
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Edge Guest Ice Myself
I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn’t include someone the size of the Hindenburg.
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Comic Myself See Show Stand

In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.

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