A grown man, weeping, is a tough thing to see.
DICK CAVETTAnything seen on TV is, in a subtle and sinister sense, thereby endorsed.
More Dick Cavett Quotes
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I’ve actually gotten so I don’t associate television with entertainment very much.
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The brain process that results in a joke materializing where no joke was before remains a mystery. I’m not aware of any scholarly, scientific or neurological studies on the subject.
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You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
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The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they’d word something or how they’d inflect it.
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My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew’s and Albert Einstein’s.
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It’s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn’t want to hear.
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There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: ‘What’s your sign?’ Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.
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Meryl Streep belongs on anybody’s list of greats.
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I would not ever try to be a show intellectual, which I was accused of doing a while on ABC. I thought you were supposed to read the guests’ books.
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Depression – it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven’t been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. But it’s truly different.
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I’m not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.
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I’ll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.
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I think I’d be pretty easy to write for.
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Every time someone says, ‘You know, we really ought to get together,’ if I were really honest, I would ask ‘Why?’
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I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants.
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I live a sensible life. You know, I don’t take on too much.
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An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
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In relative youth, we assume we’ll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.
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I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples’ stories.
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Coming up through the ranks of any calling can be rough, but that battered soul who survives the early years of courting the comic muse comes close to knowing what only the soldier knows: What combat is like.
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You can, after all, reduce the reasons for watching TV to but two: to be lulled, and to be stimulated. Some people do one sometimes, the other sometimes. Some people do all of one or all of the other.
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I don’t feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.
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To call New York’s traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
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By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
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I hate Danny Kaye movies.
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It’s a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
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