I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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They told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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