The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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