If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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