When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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