Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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