If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
CASEY STENGELSon, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELIt’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
CASEY STENGELThe team has come along slow but fast.
CASEY STENGELWithout losers, where would the winners be?
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELGood pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
CASEY STENGELThe secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
CASEY STENGELIf we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
CASEY STENGELThey told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
CASEY STENGELI broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
CASEY STENGELFinding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
CASEY STENGELYou got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
CASEY STENGELI don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGEL