Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELYou have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
CASEY STENGELIf you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
CASEY STENGELThe key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
CASEY STENGELI was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
CASEY STENGELGood pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
CASEY STENGELYou gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
CASEY STENGELI don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGELMost ball games are lost, not won.
CASEY STENGELI’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELAll blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
CASEY STENGELThe secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
CASEY STENGELIf I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
CASEY STENGELI was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
CASEY STENGEL