I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
CASEY STENGELOldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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