Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELOldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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