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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

Bob Saget

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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Bus Driver Drivers
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Make People Think Thinking
I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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Book Digital Needs
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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Day Good Reading Sunday
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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Change Something Things Wake
I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Nice Pieces Salmon
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Creative Forward Looking People
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Comedy Much Thinking Too
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Long Okay People
My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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Breakfast Causes Mom
Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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Men Saw Son Yelling
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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Dad Dark House
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Each Other Feed People
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Affection Emotion Love Mom
It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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Day New People Reading
What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Car Girlfriend Kitchen

The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

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