It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
BOB SAGETYou learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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