Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
BOB SAGETSome people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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There are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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