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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

Bob Saget

I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGET

Care Except People Take
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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Arguing People Truth
I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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Affection Emotion Love Mom
Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person.
BOB SAGET

Fire Light People
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Squirrels Way Yards
Valuable people are undervalued.
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People Undervalued Valuable
Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
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Except Nobody People
My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGET

Diapers Saint Wife
I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
BOB SAGET

Dressing Missing Salad Sauce
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
BOB SAGET

Boys Car Country Years
And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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Bird Country Cutting People
I have no agenda, nothing to control.
BOB SAGET

Agendas Control Nothing
I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
BOB SAGET

Doorways May Stressed Unflattered
If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
BOB SAGET

Career Eight Wise
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
BOB SAGET

Make People Think Thinking

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

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