I have no agenda, nothing to control.
BOB SAGETSome people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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