I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGETI have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGETThat was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
BOB SAGET25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
BOB SAGETThe favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
BOB SAGETI will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
BOB SAGETThe squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGETI just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
BOB SAGETMy mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
BOB SAGETI don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
BOB SAGETNobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
BOB SAGETI wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
BOB SAGETI am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
BOB SAGETSaw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
BOB SAGETI love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
BOB SAGETThere are no I’s in we but there are two i’s in Wii.
BOB SAGETJon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
BOB SAGET