It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGETThe nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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All I’ve ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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