I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
BOB SAGETThe nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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