I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
BOB SAGETI don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
BOB SAGETIf you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGETThink well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
BOB SAGETToday is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
BOB SAGETFriend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
BOB SAGETA lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGETI’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
BOB SAGETBehind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGETJust went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
BOB SAGETYet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
BOB SAGETMy favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
BOB SAGETI love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGETIt’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
BOB SAGETMy wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
BOB SAGETNo one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGETAt the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
BOB SAGET