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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

Bob Saget

I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
BOB SAGET

Interviews Littles People
I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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Censor Sick World
People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Each Other Feed People
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Comedy Much Thinking Too
Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Realizing Sometimes Wish
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Friend Learn Lying
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Beautiful Nice Reckless
What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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Lines Phones Trying
Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Four Letters Matter
I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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Comedy Morning Thinking
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Mom Thinking Today Told
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Creativity Day Kindness New
I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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Case Feel Level Mother Something
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People

The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

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