The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
BOB SAGETMet a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman’s face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce….I thought he was missing.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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