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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?

Bob Saget

The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Interesting Thinking
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Long Okay People
Valuable people are undervalued.
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People Undervalued Valuable
I don’t like to drink alone ’cause there’s nobody to fight with.
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Causes Drink Fighting
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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Closer Enemies Say
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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Creativity Day Kindness New
25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Comedy Crowds Screaming Something Sort Years
It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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Beautiful Nice Reckless
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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Comedy Much Thinking Too
It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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Make People Think Thinking
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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Become Chameleon Whenever
Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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Realizing Sometimes Wish
What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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Comedy Levels People
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
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Alcoholics Horrible Used

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