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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.

Bob Saget

Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
BOB SAGET

Bored People Talking
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGET

Care Except People Take
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
BOB SAGET

Fishes Nothing Pieces
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
BOB SAGET

Fool Men Wise
Everyone I love I pay.
BOB SAGET

Everyone Love Pay
I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
BOB SAGET

Anymore Dirty Laughing People Stuff
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
BOB SAGET

Body Four People
If you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
BOB SAGET

Career Eight Wise
What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
BOB SAGET

Car Girlfriend Kitchen
When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
BOB SAGET

Cable Storms Television Things Unless
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
BOB SAGET

Bus Driver Drivers
It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
BOB SAGET

Beautiful Nice Reckless
My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
BOB SAGET

Cry Favorite Song Thinking
The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Interesting Thinking
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
BOB SAGET

Mom Thinking Today Told
If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGET

Change Something Things Wake

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.

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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.

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