A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
BOB SAGETI don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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I love my mom! You can too for $12!
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Kindness isn’t just a virtue, its a necessity.
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Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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