It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
BOB SAGETI don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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Everyone I love I pay.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously – accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you’re basically working in front of them during what could’ve been specifically ‘quality time.’
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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