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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.

Bob Hope

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPE

Funny Humorous Japan
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
BOB HOPE

Better Get Home Video
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPE

Instant Laughter Vacation

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