The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
BOB HOPEI’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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