Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
BOB HOPEI’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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