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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.

Bob Hope

I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
BOB HOPE

Giving Golf Sweaters Up
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Golf Loss Weight
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Lots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPE

Away From Home Line One

I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.

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