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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.

Bob Hope

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Eighteen Engaged Finished Foursome
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One

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