I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPEI’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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