In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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