We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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