A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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