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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.

Bob Hope

President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.

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