I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
BOB HOPEI’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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