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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

Bob Hope

I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching

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