I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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