I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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