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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

Bob Hope

I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side

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