It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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