And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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