The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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