Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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