I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPETokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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