I have too much money invested in sweaters.
BOB HOPEMy idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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