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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Love People Witty
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPE

Anything Resist Temptation
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
BOB HOPE

Age Growing Long
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
BOB HOPE

Acting Funny President

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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