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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bob Hope

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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