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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bob Hope

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Love People Witty
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPE

Country People Political Jokes
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
BOB HOPE

Failure Girlfriend House Sex

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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