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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

Bob Hope

I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
BOB HOPE

Dieting Golf Loss Weight
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
BOB HOPE

Bars Golf Hotter Play

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

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