It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
BILLY CRYSTALBy the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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When comedy is good, it’s jazz. The beats of it, the looseness, the improvisational part, the music-the way you hit the inflection, the high notes of a joke. It’s all melody to me.
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I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.
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Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I’d always go off book and start improvising.
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When we had the girls, my daughter Jenny gave us like a Bible from my daughter of, “Don’t feed them this; don’t feed them that, if she says this, don’t say that,” It was crazy!
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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