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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.

Billy Crystal

At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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Bases Nightly Something
I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come.
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Baby Night Sleep
My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I’ve already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
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Fun Grandchildren Grandparent
When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.
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Life Realizing Rest Want Your
Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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Acting Comedy Truthful
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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Inspirational Life Wise
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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Comedy Kids Scary
I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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Goes Laughing On
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
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Country Funny Humorous
I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
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Different Happened Something
You have to always remember they’re not your own kids. Play with them, love them, spoil them to death – then hand them back.
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Death Kids Love Own Play
I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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Country Free Life Sucker
I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Fifth Grade Growing Height
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Financial Funny Money
I’d like to think there is a Heaven, and it starts from the happiest day in your life.
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Happiest Heaven Life Thinking
I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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Hearing Noise Scared

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