I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
BILLY CRYSTALI always came away thinking “I’d like to see her more,” you know? And then when [Parental Guidance] was ready to be cast, we thought – Bette [Midler]. So we called her.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
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As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
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You give up your dream, you give up.
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There’s only, I think, in life, three things that I do pretty well: Performing, I still can field ground balls, and I make nice kids.
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In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Two thousand years ago Jesus is crucified, three days later he walks out of a cave and they celebrate with chocolate bunnies and marshmallow Peeps and beautifully decorated eggs. I guess these were things Jesus loved as a child.
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I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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That’s why that show, no matter who hosts it, it really should be a fast-thinking comedian who is really quick on their feet that can handle situations that happen, or somebody with that kind of mentality that can capitalize on something.
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Don’t give up your power.
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You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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We were in front of a live audience and I would be acting with the man who was playing my lover, and we used those words, and the audience would titter and laugh, and make me uncomfortable doing the scenes. …
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What’s so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you’re constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.
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A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it’s great.
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I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Change is such hard work.
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I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
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