What kind of guidance counselor are you?
ADAM SELZER
ADAM SELZER
More from Adam Selzer
Most of them never really listen to music.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Some of them are wearing skirts that I’m pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Not that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you’ll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages)
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women’s rights as part of its reforms.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Ironically, the section on women’s rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens’ rights into it, it would never pass.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Let me get this straight,” I say. “You’re practically ordering me to die.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer They don’t know what it’s like when a song changes your life.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer When you’re dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer I feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it’s like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Practically no one actually does.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer
Original quotes
From our community writers
Don’t compare her to sunshine and roses when she’s clearly orchids and moonlight.
Melody LeeMelody Lee Oh moonlight, continue to shine on me. As you light up the sky, maybe some peace will come to me.
ShamaShama Stop counting the reasons why they should be loved and start counting the many reasons why you are the one who is worth loving.
Ayaka HaseAyaka Hase Sure, there are oceans and seas and magnificent things – but none of them are you.
L.T. PhoenixL.T. Phoenix I wish you the wildest of dreams.
Kate WestKate West The way you look at me, The way you make me feel whole, The way you make me feel safe, thats poetry to me.
Barbara GianquittoBarbara Gianquitto You cannot leave and have me too I cannot exist in two places at once-when you ask if we can still be friends.
Rupi KaurRupi Kaur Live to be happy not to impress.
Hayley EvansHayley Evans
Meet the writers
More on counselor
If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your wise counselor, caution your elder brother, and hope your guardian genius.
Joseph AddisonJoseph Addison Within the membership we have 270 or so members within the network of Exodus whether that’s a local member ministry, a counselor or one of our members of our church association.
Alan ChambersAlan Chambers For some that will mean getting the help or expertise of a counselor that can help them walk through and navigate through some of the traumatic things that they’ve been through in their life.
Alan ChambersAlan Chambers When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a guidance counselor that convinced me that that was the best career choice for me.
Al YankovicAl Yankovic Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
Adam SelzerAdam Selzer You have to be ready to receive help, whether that be through a book, a therapist or counselor, or a doctor of some kind. That willingness can lead you through a door to the other side, and that’s where healing can truly begin.
Gabrielle BernsteinGabrielle Bernstein There is no counselor, teacher or parent who can ever help you find that why. That shit will always be on you!
David GogginsDavid Goggins Restaurants make money off those suffering from hunger, and grief counselors make money off those who have suffered tragic loss.
Erik VoorheesErik Voorhees