When I read ‘Be real, don’t get caught acting,’ I thought, ‘How the hell do you do that?’.
BILLY CONNOLLYIf you want to lose a bit of weight, don’t eat anything out of a bucket.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. “Is this yours?” she asked “probably” said Paddy “she burns everything else”
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Outgrew the media… The negativity felt like a disease.
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A well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
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People die all the time. It’s just that you’re not around.
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It’s my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.
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When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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Life is supposed to be fun. It’s not a job or occupation. We’re here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.
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I don’t believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It’s on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it’s supposed to give you a parking space. It’s worked so far.
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[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven’t missed a thing, I was just killing time ’til you got here.
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Acting is a different discipline. On stage I’m free to say what I please. But the change is very good for ya.
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I just believe in the movie. I don’t care what the book was like. I don’t care what the previous film was like or other films were like. I care only about the script I’ve got.
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People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.
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If you haven’t heard a good rumour by 11:00am, start one.
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didn’t even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!
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