I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them.
BILLY CONNOLLYDon’t vote, it only encourages them.
More Billy Connolly Quotes
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I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God, but I don’t think I do. But I believe in people who do.
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When you involved in an accident and someone asks “are you alright?” Yes fine thanks, I’ll just pick up my limbs and be off.
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Save the Trees? Trees are the main cause of Forest Fires!
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I’ve always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can’t tell to an audience.
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I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.
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Oh aye…my Father would thrash me every now and then. He’d talk while he did it too! He’d hit me and shout, ‘Have ye had enough?’ Had enough? Whit kind of question is that? ‘Why, Father, would another kick in the balls be out of the question???’
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In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it’s folded.
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I’m a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don’t eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.
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I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.
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[To audience members who were arriving late] You haven’t missed a thing, I was just killing time ’til you got here.
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Learn to feel sorry for music because, although it is the international language, it has no swear words.
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The more you know the less the better.
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When I read ‘Be real, don’t get caught acting,’ I thought, ‘How the hell do you do that?’.
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Don’t vote, it only encourages them.
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I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.
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