Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
BILLY CONNOLLYWho discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he think he was doing at the time?
BILLY CONNOLLYThere are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.
BILLY CONNOLLYMy definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
BILLY CONNOLLYAs soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
BILLY CONNOLLYA well-balanced person has a drink in each hand.
BILLY CONNOLLYI can’t believe in Christianity, but I think Jesus was a wonderful teacher.
BILLY CONNOLLYA lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries.
BILLY CONNOLLYI’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I
BILLY CONNOLLYMy parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
BILLY CONNOLLYMarriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
BILLY CONNOLLYThe more you know the less the better.
BILLY CONNOLLYIf Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?
BILLY CONNOLLYI love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.
BILLY CONNOLLYI still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days.
BILLY CONNOLLYA mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said “her brothers got a moustache!”
BILLY CONNOLLYPolitically correct is the language of cowardice.
BILLY CONNOLLY