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I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.

Bill Watterson

I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Battle Disrespect Drama InterAction
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
Calvin: Trick or treat! Adult: Where’s your costume? What are you supposed to be? Calvin: I’m yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet.
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Boys Kids Resources Scary Supposed
You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Enemy Maybe Needs Take Yeah
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
My problem is that I don’t paint ambitiously. It’s all catch and release – just tiny fish that aren’t really worth the trouble to clean and cook.
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Problem Tiny Trouble
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
If people looked at the stars each night, they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Inspirational Nature Stars
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World

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