Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
BILL WATTERSONThere is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
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It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if those books have forced you to ask yourself questions about what makes life truthful, purposeful, meaningful, and redeeming.
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