I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
BILL WATTERSONThere is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Leader, bandits at 2 o’clock! Roger; it’s only 1:30 now-what’ll I do ’til then?
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble] Calvin: Ha! I’ve got a great word and it’s on a “Double word score” box! Hobbes: “ZQFMGB” isn’t a word! It doesn’t even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It’s a worm found in New Guinea!
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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