Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
BILL MAHERDeath is nature’s way of killing you.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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The plain fact is: religion must die for mankind to live.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we’re someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Just honest. To me, being ‘politically incorrect’ means the opposite of being political — which means to spin everything. That’s all it’s ever meant to me. It’s never meant liberal or conservative. It means honest.
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Faith means the purposeful suspension of critical thinking. It’s nothing to be admired.
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As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
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If conservatives get to call universal healthcare ‘socialized medicine,’ I get to call private, for-profit healthcare ‘soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.’
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