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Bill Maher

In Europe, Socialism is just another political party. It just means that government takes over certain things like hospitals, prisons, military and schools that should not be run for profit.
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Government Hospital Party Politics Profit Socialism
Who takes care of their people better? FEMA or Hezbollah?
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Better Care People
I have always defined political correctness as an elevation of sensitivity over truth.
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Myself Political Sensitive Truth
A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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Fertilizer Perfume Woman Yourself
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Death Myself Possession Power Promise
In the Republican party, crazy is a constituency.
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Constituency Crazy Politics
It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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American Better Education People Stupidity Worst
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot.
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Explanation Hard Idiot Yourself
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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Average Goodness Need People Society Yourself
What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Believe Love Myself Politics Stupidity
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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Change Disease Sin
Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Loyalty Man Option
If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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Best Music Technology Yourself
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself

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