Denying racism is the new racism.
BILL MAHERDeath is nature’s way of killing you.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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If it weren’t for acid, you might not have an IPod, and you definitely would not have some of the best music in your IPod.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
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Talk to women who’ve ever dated an Arab man. The results are not good.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Funny that all of Nixon’s crimes – anonymous campaign cash, wiretapping, undeclared wars – are all legal now. Discuss.
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Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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