Maybe a president who didn’t believe our soldiers were going to heaven might be a little less willing to get them killed.
BILL MAHERYou can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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False hope really makes you cynical.
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Again, (America is) a stupid country with stupid people who don’t pay attention.
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I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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You can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.
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When opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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