In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
BILL MAHERYou can always tell when Obama’s negotiations with the Republicans are winding down, because he’s missing his watch and his lunch money.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
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The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Religion is insanity by consensus.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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People have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re DEFINITELY GAY!!
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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You want to spend your millions on a worthless cause? Try donating it to the Democrats.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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