The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
BILL MAHERWhen opportunity knocks all some people can do is complain about the noise.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
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Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, ‘I want to help you get teeth.’ Why does that make me an a**hole?
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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Now people want Brian Williams to resign, but it could have a happy ending. Apparently what he said was such a blatant departure from the truth, today he got an offer from Fox News.
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It’s not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That’s predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got pinned, not nailed.
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