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Bill Maher

Have you ever met a war you didn’t love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?
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Love Place War Yourself
Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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Hollywood Mirror Yourself
Death is nature’s way of killing you.
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Death Kill Nature Way Yourself
What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Conservative Illegal Myself Serious Sexuality Work
Denying racism is the new racism.
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New Race Trend
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Advantage Atheist Time Yourself
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
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Identity Name Nature Origin
Little do women know what big ideas I have in my pants.
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Big Ideas Myself Woman
The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Channel Enough Expand Horizon Sex Yourself
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Big Ego Face Himself Problem Worship
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Better Country Flaw Myself Patriot Point Thinking
Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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Call Eat Fries Government Home Listening Trust Way
If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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Believe Day Earth End Motivational Oneself World
What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
BILL MAHER

Believe Love Myself Politics Stupidity
Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.
BILL MAHER

Atheism Position Religion Sex

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