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The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.

Bill Maher

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
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Need Requirement Responsibility Right
That’s what’s so great about the Internet. It allows pompous blow-hards to connect with other pompous blow-hards in a vast circle-jerk of pomposity.
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Connection Greatness Internet Network
To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.
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Appearance Courage Coward Stupidity
Some people think I enjoy debate. I don’t. I wish everyone agreed with me; it would save a lot of time.
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Debate Enjoyment Myself People Thinking Time
I don’t say that I’m an atheist. I don’t like that term, because I think it mirrors the certitude of religion. I say I don’t know. And if you don’t know – and you don’t – just man up and say you don’t know. Don’t turn to silly stories and ancient myths.
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Ancient Atheist Man Myth Religion Story Thinking
Anyone who tells you that they know, they just know what happens when you die, I promise you, you dont. How can I be so sure? Because I dont know and you do not possess mental powers that I do not.
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Death Myself Possession Power Promise
Beating Newt Gingrich in a popularity contest is like beating Stephen Hawking in ‘Dancing with the Stars.’
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Dance Popular Stardom
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Big Ego Face Himself Problem Worship
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?
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Original Social Media Time
The First Amendment was specifically designed for citizens to insult politicians. Libel laws were written to protect law students speaking out on political issues from getting called whores by Oxycontin addicts.
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Addiction Amendment Design Issues Myself Politics Specific
If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
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Against Gay Sexuality Yourself
At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
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Institution Mental Move Point Time
Is it [hunting] really a sport if you have all the equipment and your opponent doesn’t know a game is going on?
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Game Injustice Rival Sport Unfair Yourself
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.
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Atheist Definition Idiot Position Religion Sex
You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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Difference People Prayer Religious Warm Yourself
The cable TV sex channels don’t expand our horizons, don’t make us better people, and don’t come in clearly enough.
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Channel Enough Expand Horizon Sex Yourself

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