If anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
BILL MAHERIf anti-gay stuff is always coming out of your mouth, something very gay is probably going in.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
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If you believe that the world is going to come to an end – and perhaps any day now – does it not drain one’s motivation to improve life on earth while we’re here?
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I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.
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Religion, it stops people from thinking because they think all the answers are in that one book; it impedes progress; it justifies crazy people. Flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative.
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Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It’s kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald’s and not eat the fries on the way home.
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If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.
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The “Power of One” is a slogan–not a goal.
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In this country your guilty until proven wealthy.
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I feel like I’m wearing orthopedic shoes, because I stand corrected.
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I feel terrible for a Palestinian child who dies. But, if it’s your father, your brother or your uncle who was firing those rockets into Israel, whose fault is it really? Do you really expect the Israelis not to retaliate?
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To those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
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Here’s the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He’s never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He’s totally – he’s the white Kanye.
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There is no debate here, just scientists and non-scientists. And since the subject is science, the non-scientists don’t get a vote.
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