As you go down the path of life, ask whats true. Not who else believes it.
BILL MAHERTo those people who say, ‘My father is alive because of animal experimentation,’ I say, ‘Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your father could live.’ Sorry, but I am just not behind that kind of trade-off.
More Bill Maher Quotes
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We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama came out against lunatics with guns, she gave the rebuttal.
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In America, you’re allowed to justify almost any kind of bigotry, sexism, or intolerance if you source it to God’s big book of bad ideas.
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I don’t understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They’re supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.
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What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I’m not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they’re anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working for them. If they’re anti-gay, they turn out to be gay. If they’re super Christian, they’re a witch.
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Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
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There’s a phrase we live by in America: “In God We Trust”. It’s right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
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Denying racism is the new racism.
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One of the advantages of atheism is takes so little of your time.
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Only a Bush could answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question two different ways and be wrong both times.
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I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
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Don’t get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.
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A new cologne is coming out. It’s for cowboys, and it’s made from cow’s manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
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What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don’t call him stupid because they don’t agree with you politically.
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