Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
BILL MAHERIf Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
More Bill Maher Quotes
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I’m for the death penalty, I’m pro-abortion, I’m pro-assisted suicide, I’m pro-regular suicide. Anything that’ll get the traffic moving.
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Curious people are interesting people, I wonder why that is.
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity – mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism – mumbling to the wall, Islam – mumbling to the floor.
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Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.
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The answer isn’t another pill. The answer is spinach.
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You can’t pray away global warming, and that’s the difference between religious people and sane people.
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I don’t respect religon. I don’t respect superstitious thinking and that is what religous is.
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Hollywood isn’t your cesspool, America. It’s your mirror.
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They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
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The thing I don’t understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who’s supposed to pretend they don’t want it?
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To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I Agree’.
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In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious.
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The Drug War is an addiction, really.
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Men are only as loyal as their options.
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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