There we go, that’s it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
BILL BAILEYI think we’ve missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro… to catch whatever it is that’s forming those crop circles! But then the spaceship would have to have the corresponding Velcro, so it’s a bit of a long shot.
More Bill Bailey Quotes
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If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that’s undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.
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Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.
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Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t – haven’t made my mind up yet.
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Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
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I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine
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American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.
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There’s more evil in the charts than an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.
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What I’d like to do now – well, what I’d like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.
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I feel sorry for James Blunt, he has to wake up every morning and think ‘Oh my God, I’m James Blunt, what have I done?’
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Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it.
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Marijuana? It’s harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it
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It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still.
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I’m a vegetarian, I’m not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they’re nearly fish aren’t they.
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I tend to go through periods worrying, “Where am I going, I can’t see a way out of this,” and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.
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Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.
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