I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
BEN ELTONMy advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!
More Ben Elton Quotes
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I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.
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Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.
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People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
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Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
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I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
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My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!
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Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
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For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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