I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
BEN ELTON- This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
More Ben Elton Quotes
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I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
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Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
BEN ELTONLeaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
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You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
BEN ELTONYou didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
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This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
BEN ELTONThis calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
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I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
BEN ELTONI did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
BEN ELTONThere are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
BEN ELTONI don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
BEN ELTONThe earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
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The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
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And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
BEN ELTONAnd roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
BEN ELTONFor the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
BEN ELTONI’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
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