Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
BEN ELTONWe’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
More Ben Elton Quotes
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Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
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I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.
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No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
BEN ELTONNo collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
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The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
BEN ELTONThe earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
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The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
BEN ELTONThe appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
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I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
BEN ELTONI did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
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Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.
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I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
BEN ELTONI think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
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Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
BEN ELTONBooks are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
BEN ELTONYou didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
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If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
BEN ELTONIf only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
BEN ELTONThis calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
BEN ELTONComedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
BEN ELTONI’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
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You think I look like a teletubby?
BEN ELTONYou think I look like a teletubby?
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