My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
BEN ELTON- If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
More Ben Elton Quotes
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
BEN ELTONThe appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
BEN ELTONThere are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
BEN ELTONThis calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
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Artists don’t create society, they reflect it
BEN ELTONArtists don’t create society, they reflect it
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Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
BEN ELTONComedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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You think I look like a teletubby?
BEN ELTONYou think I look like a teletubby?
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If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
BEN ELTONIf I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
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I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
BEN ELTONI find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
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You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
BEN ELTONYou didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
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Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
BEN ELTONBooks are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
BEN ELTONLeaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
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Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.
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