People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
BEN ELTONI loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
More Ben Elton Quotes
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And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
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You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
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Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
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I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.
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I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!
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Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
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I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
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The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
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Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.
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You think I look like a teletubby?
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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
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For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
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This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
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Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
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Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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