More Ben Elton quotes
I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.
Ben EltonBen Elton The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
Ben EltonBen Elton My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
Ben EltonBen Elton The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
Ben EltonBen Elton You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
Ben EltonBen Elton I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
Ben EltonBen Elton And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
Ben EltonBen Elton My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!
Ben EltonBen Elton This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
Ben EltonBen Elton I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
Ben EltonBen Elton For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Ben EltonBen Elton There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
Ben EltonBen Elton I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
Ben EltonBen Elton Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
Ben EltonBen Elton I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
Ben EltonBen Elton If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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