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Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.

Ben Elton

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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Psychology Special Violence
The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
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Hippie Self Thinking
I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.
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Baseball Oasis Vote
You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
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Dream Gears Wake Up
People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
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First Little People
For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Night Past
You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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Fund Lady Old Pension
I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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Difficult Morality Thinking
I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
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Facts Giving Kind
There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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Done Made Want
My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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Atheist Parent Secular
I see dull people as projects … to be reformed
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Dull People Project
If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
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Hot Police Writing
Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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Beens Comedy Instinct
I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
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Being Love Lucky Writing
Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
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Book Key
I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
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Celebration Losing World
I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
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Exercise Hard Reason
The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
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Century Over Worst
Artists don’t create society, they reflect it
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Artist Crete Reflect Society
The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.
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Doe Real World
I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
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Ambition Thinking Trying
We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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Believe Groups Looks
The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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Lasts Opera Race
My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!
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Advice Looks Novel
Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
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Silly Stupid Wish
And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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