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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

Andy Rooney

Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
ANDY ROONEY

Chance Goodness People World Yourself
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
ANDY ROONEY

Avoid Book Cook Learning
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
ANDY ROONEY

Big Bookstore Diet Eat Yourself
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard

When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

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