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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

Andy Rooney

Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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End Fast Learning Myself Paper
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Calm Comfortable Peace
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Day Learning Myself Person

When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.

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