The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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