I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEY







