I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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