Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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