Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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