I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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Those of us who don’t have a party affiliation ought to be able to register under the heading “Confused.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Conservatives are more religious than liberals–although there is no evidence that they’re nicer people because of it.
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I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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