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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.

Andy Rooney

I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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Custom Direction Evidence Institution Monument Myself Myth Social
Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Gratitude Life Small Spectacular
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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Goodness News Print
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we are more likely to live with quite a bit of happiness.
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Drink Goodness Hands Happiness Live Quite
I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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Learning Love Show Yourself
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself

I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.

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