Being kind is more important than being right.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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Small daily happenings make life spectacular. Start enjoying the small things in life!
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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