I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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