I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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