I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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I’ve learned, That when you’re in love, it shows.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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